I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.

Start Off Each Day With A Song.

What Did Napolean Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Did Lincoln Do For Relaxation? He Read A Book. What Does Congress Do For Relaxation? They Book A Red.

That's The Conditions That Prevail!

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!