I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.

Me And My Big Mouth! I'd Get Rid Of It, Only It's Such A Handy Place To Keep My Teeth.

Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

Man Is The Only Animal That Can Be Skinned More Than Once.

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.