That's So Cute! They Have Birdbaths In

It Was Moving, But So Absurd That I Nearly Laughed Out Loud. I Imagined A New Line Of Hallmark Cards: "thank You For Not Killing My Boyfriend, Even If It Risks Killing You.

I Never Feel Like I Conquered The Day And Did Everything I Possibly Should Have, Could Have, Would Have.

People Talk Worse About People Than They Talk Good About People, Because A Lot Of People Like Drama.

I Got Married And Had A Baby. Created A Human.

My Mom Taught Me Not To Talk About Money.