Let's Go Back, Back To The Beginning.

When A Newspaper Comes Out That Says 'duff' Puff - She Must Have Gained 15 Pounds' Or Something Like That, How Would Any Normal Person React?

So What Are You Suggesting?" Grandfather Asked. "we Find A More Acceptable Group Of People, Then Bring The Sacrifice To Them? How Do You Propose We Find Them, A Facebook Post? 'click Here To Apply For Eternal Life'?

That's So Cute! They Have Birdbaths In The Church!

It Was Moving, But So Absurd That I Nearly Laughed Out Loud. I Imagined A New Line Of Hallmark Cards: "thank You For Not Killing My Boyfriend, Even If It Risks Killing You.

Now My Music Is Kind Of Pop-rock, Right? If I'm 25 And Singing Still, I Don't Want To Be Singing Music Like That.