It Is A Good Deed To Forget

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

Prostitutes, More Than Any Other Profession, Help Keep American Marriages Together.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.