That Secondary Provides Worse Coverage Than A

Now Let Me Get This Straight. Bush Is Anti-abortion, But Pro-death Penalty. I Guess It's All In The Timing, Huh?

We Should Fight To Preserve A Country Where People Such As Michael Moore Get To Miss The Point As Badly As He Misses It. Michael Moore Represents Everything I Detest In A Human Being.

Dennis Kucinich's Politics Are More Scrambled Than Rod Steiger's Dream Journal.

Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me For Getting It Right The First Time.

Their Offense Is Shakier Than Katherine Hepburn After An All-night Espresso Bender At Starbucks.