Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me

I Would Call The French Scumbags, But That, Of Course, Would Be A Disservice To Bags Filled With Scum. I Say We Invade Iraq, Then Invade Chirac.

The White House Looked Into A Plan That Would Allow Illegal Immigrants To Stay In The United States. The Plan Called For A Million Mexicans To Marry A Million Of Our Ugliest Citizens.

Companionate Conservatism - Making The Streets Safer Before People Are Kicked Out Onto Them.

I'm One Of The More Pessimistic Cats On The Planet. I Make Van Gogh Look Like A Rodeo Clown.

I Don't Know About You, But In My Neighborhood, They Just Opened A Starbucks... In A Starbucks!!!