Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me

Their Offense Is Shakier Than Katherine Hepburn After An All-night Espresso Bender At Starbucks.

I'm Like Bush, I See The World More Like Checkers Than Chess.

When I Went To College, I Lived On Campus, And The Guys I Hung Out With Made The Characters In Revenge Of The Nerds Look Like The Rat Pack In 1962. I, Myself Made That Kid Booger Look Like Remington Steele.

That Field Goal Attempt Was So Far To The Left It Nearly Decapitated Lyndon Larouche.

That Receiver Was As Wide Open As Annabel Chong.