Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me

Branson, Missouri, Is Vegas For People With No Teeth.

Bad Television Is Three Things: A Bullet Train To A Morally Bankrupt Youth, A Slow Spiral Into An Intellectual Void, And Of Course, A Complete Blast To Watch.

There's A Lot Of Differing Data [about Global Warming], But As Far As I Can Gather, Over The Last Hundred Years The Temperature On This Planet Has Gone Up 1.8 Degrees. Am I The Only One Who Finds That Amazingly Stable? I Could Go Back To My Hotel Room Tonight And Futz With The Thermostat For Three To Four Hours. I Could Not Detect That Difference.

Liberals Always Feel Your Pain. Unless Of Course, They Caused It.

The Average American's Day Planner Has Fewer Holes In It Than Ray Charles's Dart Board.