Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me

Concussion? How The Hell Can They Tell? They're *football* Players, For Chrissakes!

There's Nothing Wrong With Being Shallow As Long As You're Insightful About It.

Should I Really Care What Kind Of Beer Frogs Recommend?

And I Know Your Next Move, I Watch You So Much, 'there's Been No Proven Link Between The Secular State Of Iraq And Al-qaeda!' Come On. They Both Think We're Satan. Isn't That A Nice Starting Point? Why Are You So Loathe To Believe They Might Have Each Other On Lunatic Speed Dial?

It's Your Living Room, It's Your Life, Go Nuts. You Like Home Improvement? Tape It And Go Over It Like It's The Zapruder Film.