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On Thursday, A Passenger Forced His Way Into The Cockpit Of A United Airlines Flight From Miami, But Was Subdued After The Co-pilot Hit Him With A Small Ax. Good To See Our Airlines Are Being Kept Secure By The Latest In 12th Century Technology.

I Still Feel Pangs Of Remorse Over An Insidious Habit I've Had Since I Was A Teenager. About Three Times A Week, I Attend Estate Auctions And Make Insulting, Low-ball Bids For Prized Heirlooms Until I'm Asked To Leave.

I'm A Tad Paranoid. I Think The Person In Front Of Me Is Following Me The Long Way Round.

How Many Of Those Dead Animals You See On The Highway Are Suicides?

It's Foolish To Be Prejudiced. There Are So Many Reasons To Hate People On An Individual Basis.