I'd Rather Be Funny Than Wise.

The French Are Always Reticent To Surrender To The Wishes Of Their Friends And Always More Than Willing To Surrender To The Wishes Of Their Enemies.

That Field Goal Attempt Was So Far To The Left It Nearly Decapitated Lyndon Larouche.

I'm Extremely Moved By The Loving, Caring Relationship The President Always Seems To Have With His Imaginary Son.

The Next Time You Get The Urge To Shut Somebody Up Because They Don't See The World Exactly The Same Way You Do, Take A Deep Breath, Get Out Your Bill Of Rights, And Count To The Ten Amendments.

I'm A Tad Paranoid. I Think The Person In Front Of Me Is Following Me The Long Way Round.