I'd Rather Be Funny Than Wise.

Detroit's So Bad This Year They Might Lose Their Bye Week.

Hey Deion, Bubbelah - Maybe You'd Better Pay A Little Less Attention To Those Unfairly Draconian Salary Caps That Only Allowed You To Acquire Four Of The Five Remaining 1932 Aston Martins Still In Road-worthy Condition After You'd Paid For Life's Little Necessities Like Hookers And Weed, Get Your Medulla Oblongata Out Of Your Duodenum For A Few Milliseconds, And Make A Tackle Or Two, Okay, Babe?

If I Had Wanted To Ice The Little Toad, I Would Have Done It A Long Time Ago.

How Many Of Those Dead Animals You See On The Highway Are Suicides?

Some People Like To Travel By Train Because It Combines The Slowness Of A Car With The Cramped Public Exposure Of An Airplane.