Thank God For The Theater.

We Tend To Think Of Meditation In Only One Way. But Life Itself Is A Meditation.

Maybe It's Like Becoming One With The Cigar. You Lose Yourself In It; Everything Fades Away: Your Worries, Your Problems, Your Thoughts. They Fade Into The Smoke, And The Cigar And You Are At Peace.

Why Pay $100 On A Therapy Session When You Can Spend $25 On A Cigar? Whatever It Is Will Come Back; So What, Smoke Another One.

I Even Smoke In Bed. Imagine Smoking A Cigar In Bed, Reading A Book. Next To Your Bed, There's A Cigar Table With A Special Cigar Ashtray, And Your Wife Is Reading A Book On How To Save The Environment.

My Parents Thought, 'oh, My God! What's Wrong With Him? He's Possessed Or Something.' All Of A Sudden, I Stood Up And Started Saying My Lines. From Then On, That Was It. I Knew There Was Something Special About The Theater For Me, Something Beyond The Regular Reality, Something That I Could Get Into And Transcend And Become Something Other Than Myself.