Thank God For The Theater.

There Are Two Things Worth Living For, One Is A Good Cigar, The Other Is A Better One.

Why Pay $100 On A Therapy Session When You Can Spend $25 On A Cigar? Whatever It Is Will Come Back; So What, Smoke Another One.

Instead Of Acting In Court, I Decided To Act Onstage.

We Tend To Think Of Meditation In Only One Way. But Life Itself Is A Meditation.

Thank God For The Theater.