Instead Of Acting In Court, I Decided

There Are Two Things Worth Living For, One Is A Good Cigar, The Other Is A Better One.

I Remember I Was Like Five Or Six Years Old; I Played The Devil. That Was My First Role.

Why Pay $100 On A Therapy Session When You Can Spend $25 On A Cigar? Whatever It Is Will Come Back; So What, Smoke Another One.

Instead Of Acting In Court, I Decided To Act Onstage.

A Cigar Is As Good As Memories That You Have When You Smoked It.