I Remember I Was Like Five Or

There Are Two Things Worth Living For, One Is A Good Cigar, The Other Is A Better One.

I Even Smoke In Bed. Imagine Smoking A Cigar In Bed, Reading A Book. Next To Your Bed, There's A Cigar Table With A Special Cigar Ashtray, And Your Wife Is Reading A Book On How To Save The Environment.

Thank God For The Theater.

Why Pay $100 On A Therapy Session When You Can Spend $25 On A Cigar? Whatever It Is Will Come Back; So What, Smoke Another One.

I Remember I Was Like Five Or Six Years Old; I Played The Devil. That Was My First Role.