Tension Is Wonderful For Making People Laugh.

He Who Laughs Most, Learns Best.

You Don't Have To Be The Dalai Lama To Tell People That Life's About Change.

I Wish You Wusses Would Stop Whining About Your Unhappiness. I'm Really Fed Up With It. Pour Yourself A Scotch And Pull Yourself Together. Go Out And Shoot Something!

It’s Only On The Brink That People Find The Will To Change. Only At The Precipice Do We Evolve.

For Me, The Great Problem Growing Up In England Was That I Had A Very Narrow Concept Of What God Can Be, And It Was Damn Close To An Old Man With A Beard.