You Don't Have To Be The Dalai

Comedy Always Works Best When It Is Mean-spirited.

If Life Were Fair, Dan Quayle Would Be Making A Living Asking 'do You Want Fries With That?'

It's Too Difficult To Start Right From Scratch And Try And Be Funny Out Of The Blue.

My Mum Died About Three Years Ago At The Age Of 101, And Just Towards The End, As She Began To Run Out Of Energy, She Did Actually Stop Trying To Tell Me What To Do Most Of The Time.

I Can't Tell You How Scary It Can Be Walking Onto A Movie And Suddenly Joining This Family - It's Like Going To Somebody Else's Christmas Dinner; Everyone Knows Everyone And You're Not Quite Sure What You're Supposed To Sit.