Sympathy For Victims Is Always Counter-balanced By

You Didn't Wake Up, Your Dreams Just Changed Gear.

I Think It Is Very Difficult To Legislate For Morality.

You Think I Look Like A Teletubby?

I Did Not Vote Labour Because They've Heard Of Oasis And Nobody Is Going To Vote Tory Because William Hague Has Got A Baseball Cap.

If I Did Things For The Money, I'd Have Done Adverts In The 1980s, When I Was Hot Enough To Be Offered Them, And 'police Academy 6,' Which I Was Asked To Write.