You Think I Look Like A Teletubby?

You're Mugging Old Ladies Every Bit As Much If You Pinch Their Pension Fund

I Loved Writing 'two Brothers' More Than Anything Else I Have Written. It's The First Book I've Written That I've Always Known I Wanted To Write. Having Said That, It Also Kept Me Awake At Nights.

There Are Lots Of Things I Could Have Done For The Money, But I've Made A Great Living Doing The Things I Want To Do.

If I Did Things For The Money, I'd Have Done Adverts In The 1980s, When I Was Hot Enough To Be Offered Them, And 'police Academy 6,' Which I Was Asked To Write.

Yes, Ok, Farty Is A Silly Word. I Wish I'd Never Used It. I'm 34. Perhaps It Was A Word For My 20s.