Swing Your Swing. I Know, I Did.

If You're Stupid Enough To Whiff, You Should Be Smart Enough To Forget It.

Frankly, I'm Not Much For Funerals Unless It's Absolutely An Obligation. I Don't Feel It Serves Much Of A Purpose To Go And See My Friends Just Lying There, Dead. I Try To Pay My Respects To My Friends When They're Alive.

One Thing I've Learned Over Time Is, If You Hit A Golf Ball Into Water, It Won't Float.

I Have A Tip That Can Take 5 Strokes Off Anyone's Golf Game. It's Called An Eraser.

I Think The People I Have Met Have Meant A Great Deal To Me, More Than Any Shot I Ever Hit. I Will Always Remember Some Golf Shots, But Others I Would Like To Forget.