I've Drawn A Lot Of Inspiration From

Golf Is Deceptively Simple, Endlessly Complicated. A Child Can Play It Well And A Grown Man Can Never Master It. It Is Almost A Science, Yet It Is A Puzzle With No Answer.

I Have A Tip That Can Take 5 Strokes Off Anyone's Golf Game. It's Called An Eraser.

What Other People May Find In Poetry Or Art Museums, I Find In The Flight Of A Good Drive.

The Game Is So Fantastic, And People Who Get Into It Love It So Much...i'd Be Pleased With That. There's No Game Like It.

I Was Playing Golf In Palm Springs And After A Round I Asked The Waitress In A Restaurant To Bring Me A Glass Of Iced Tea And Lemonade. A Lady Sitting Nearby Heard Me And Asked The Waitress To Bring Her A "palmer," Too. The Name Caught On And The Beverage Quickly Spread Around The Country.