Swimming Is A Confusing Sport, Because Sometimes

Reality Is A Concept That Depends Largely Upon Where You Point Your Face.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

The Definition Of Adventure Depends Upon How Boring Your Life Is.

Yes, Okay, It's Cool To Be Quirky, Maybe, On The Side. Do Some Puzzles, Make Puzzles, Whatever, Learn How To Ride A Unicycle. That's Cool When It's On The Side And You Have A Plan. What Happens When You Remove The Plan? What You're Left With Is A Guy Who Likes To Do Anagrams. And Doesn't Have A Job... Sweet, That's A Catch.

Futon World - A Wonderful Place That Becomes Slowly Less Comfortable Over Time.