Sundays Are A Good Day To Look

It's So Nice To Share A Day As Beautiful As This One With Hundreds Of Thousands Of Reckless Drivers.

I Think Comedy Is On An Organic Upsurge Right Now Because When I Started, It Was 1978 At The Comedy Store And Letterman Had Just Stopped Emceeing His Morning Show.

One Of The First Things I Said When I Signed On For The Show Was No Hugs! Full House Was All Based On Hugs.

My Dad Told Me If I Was Ever Intimidated By Anyone, Just Picture Them With Their Clothes Off. He Said That's How He Dealt With My Mom.

My Mom Told Me She Thinks A Man In The Market Felt Her Up Today. I Asked, Where Did He Touch You? She Said, On My Knee, Bobby.