Saw A Man In Whole Foods Yelling

Some People Rely On Rumors And Gossip Because They Are Devoid Of Any Original Thought.

I Was Going To Do A Big Radio Show, And I Said To My Driver, 'radio Can Wait, Take Me To The Full House House.' It Literally Was A Drive-by. I Photobombed The Full House House Yesterday. I Took Like 20 Pictures Because I Thought I Didn't Look Good In Any Of These - You Can't See The House! You Gotta Really Show That That's The House!

When You're Famous, You're Always Famous. It Doesn't Go Away.

Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used Stuff?

What Do You Do If You're In The Car And Your Girlfriend Touches Your Crotch Then Asks You To Remind Her To Get Kitchen Scissors?