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I Like To Go To Concerts Because I Love To See My Favorite Band Through The Phone Of The Asshole Who's Standing In Front Of Me.

I Was Walking In The Park And This Guy Waved At Me. Then He Said, 'i'm Sorry, I Thought You Were Someone Else.' I Said, 'i Am.'

A Lot Of Things Look Cooler In Slow Motion. Eating Isn't One Of Them.

I Believe In Empathy. When Religion Provides That For People, It's The Best Thing In The World.

I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.