Here Is A Tip For All You

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

Bowling Would Be More Interesting If It Were Slightly Uphill.

History, Like Wallpaper, Repeats Itself And Can Also Make A Room Look Old-fashioned.

One Thing I Learned Is That It's Never Ok To Walk Through A Cemetery Dressed As A Mummy - Even If That Was A Shortcut On The Way To The Costume Party.

If You Remove A Treehouse From A Tree, Than It's Just A Shitty House. Sometimes When I'm In A Shitty House, I Like To Imagine That It's In A Tree, Than It's Like Woah, This House Is Amazing.