Here Is A Tip For All You

When Watering Your Plants, Try To Talk To Them - Say Something Like, Hold It Right There And Then Shoot Them With Water Gun.

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks. By The Fourth Week, I Found It Tedious. I Got Bored And Grew Restless. I Had No Other Plan For A Job, Because From Seventh Grade On, I Had Planned On Law. So I Shifted My Focus From Classes To Extracurricular Activities.

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.

There Is A Small, But Important, Difference Between Peeing In The Pool, And Peeing Into The Pool.

The Best Way To Make Somebody Feel Important Is To Try To Assassinate Them.