Success Comes And Goes. Your Flops Stay

Whatever You Choose, However Many Roads You Travel, I Hope That You Choose Not To Be A Lady. I Hope You Will Find Some Way To Break The Rules And Make A Little Trouble Out There. And I Also Hope That You Will Choose To Make Some Of That Trouble On Behalf Of Women.

Beware Of Men Who Cry. It's True That Men Who Cry Are Sensitive To And In Touch With Feelings, But The Only Feelings They Tend To Be Sensitive To And In Touch With Are Their Own.

I Don't Think Any Day Is Worth Living Without Thinking About What You're Going To Eat Next At All Times.

Marriages Come And Go, But Divorce Is Forever.

One Of The Best Things About Directing Movies, As Opposed To Merely Writing Them, Is That There's No Confusion About Who's To Blame: You Are.