Why Do People Write Books That Say

I Was Just Taking Her Hand To Help Her Out Of A Car And I Knew. It Was Like... Magic.

Maintenance Is What You Have To Do Just So You Can Walk Out The Door Knowing That If You Go To The Market And Bump Into A Guy Who Once Rejected You, You Won't Have To Hide Behind A Stack Of Canned Food. I Don't Mean To Be Too Literal About This.

In The Way That Women Forget The Pain Of Childbirth, Men Forget That They Cry In Movies.

If Pregnancy Were A Book They Would Cut The Last Two Chapters.

I Have A Theory That Children Remember Two Things-when You Weren't There And When They Threw Up.