Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out

People Say Having Kids Is Life Changing, Well That Doesn't Necessarily Mean A Good Thing, Does It? I Could Take One Of My Legs Off. That Would Change My Life.

It's Like There's Some Unwritten Rule That If You're Mates, You Can Say What You Want To Each Other, And You Don't Really Get That Annoyed About It.

I'm Really Happy. I Just Don't Choose To Show It.

I Told Her That I Can't Be Doing With The Wonder Part Of These Trips, But She Said It Should Be The Icing On The Cake... I've Never Liked Wedding Cake Due To The Amount Of Icing, But Then Imagine A Wedding Cake Without It; Just A Dark, Stodgy, Horrible Dry Sponge. The Icing Covers Up The Mess, And That's How I Feel About Most Of The Wonders. They Use Them To Get People To Visit A Place That You Probably Wouldn't Think About Visiting.

Being Honest With You, It's Not The 'great' Wall Of China. It's An All Right Wall. It's The 'all Right Wall Of China.'