Stop Looking At The Walls, Look Out

I Am Pessimistic, I Think That's The Best Way To Be, Because If You're Always Expecting The Best - The Best Doesn't Always Happen. Nine Times Out Of 10 It Doesn't. I'm Surprised When Things Go Smoothly. I Don't Know What's Wrong With Being Pessimistic - Unless You Are Such A Pessimist That You Don't Do Anything.

If You Are Living The Dream, How Do You Know If You Are Asleep Or Awake?

The Great Pyramid Is Overrated. It's A Bad Design. The Lounge Is Going To Be Huge, But The Bedroom Is Going To Be Tiny.

If You’re Worrying About The Wrinkles On Your Bollocks I’d Say Your Life’s Pretty Good

Every Step Starts With A Step.