Happiness Is Like A Cake: Have Too

It's Easier To Have A Go At Something Again When You Failed At It As You've Got Nowt To Lose.

My Brain's Just Full Of Passwords.

It Annoys Me A Bit How People Like Squirrels But Not Rats. At The End Of The Day They're The Same Thing, Except That Squirrels Have Had A Better Upbringing.

People Say Dolphins Are Intelligent And That But They’ve Never Done Anything That Have Blown Me Away. They Say I’m A Div And Dolphins Are Intelligent…it Just Baffles Me.

I Could Eat A Knob At Night.