I've Got Loads Of Nieces And Nephews.

I Say Have The Night And Give People The Awards, But Why Do People Want To Watch People Win Awards? What Are They Getting Out Of It? I Don't Quite Get It. Because They Have Awards All The Time; There's Awards For Butchers, The Best Meat Served, But They Don't Televise It. I Don't Know Why They Do It For Films Or Tv Programs.

You Don't Have To Do It Straight Away, But Just Do It Before It Gets Really Bad.

If You Had Five Photos Of Anuses, I Could Not Point Mine Out.

When I Was Younger I Remember Once I Went To Bed And I Was So Happy That I Laughed Myself To Sleep.

Who'd Have Thought The Frisbee Would Have Caught On?