I've Got Loads Of Nieces And Nephews.

I Don't Watch Much Telly, The Telly Hardly Goes On, But The Things I Do Watch Are Sort Of Nature Programs, And Something About The Oceans And The Amount Of Weird Fish That's In There.

Why Didn't Evolution Make A Giraffe Good At Carpentry So It Could Build A Ladder?

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

Your Dreams Should Never Be Better Than Your Real Life

People Eat Duck And You Think, Well, We've Got Loads Of Chickens, Leave The Ducks Alone!