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People Moan About Drugs Being Tested On Animals. I Sort Of Think It Depends Innit. If The Drug's Aspirin And The Monkey's Got A Headache, Is It Right?

They Keep Saying That Sea Levels Are Rising An' All This. It's Nowt To Do With The Icebergs Melting, It's Because There's Too Many Fish In It. Get Rid Of Some Of The Fish And The Water Will Drop. Simple. Basic Science.

Everywhere We Walked We Got Plenty Of Attention Due To The Camera And Sound Men. The Locals Love To Get On Camera. [...] I'd Seen Footage Of Gandhi Surrounded Like This And Always Thought It Was Because He Was Very Popular, But Now I Wonder If It Was Just Because He Had A Camera Crew With Him.

I Came Up With A Good Idea... See-through Skin.

Whether It's A Potato Or A Nut, It's A Foodage!