Still, One Of The Few Good Things

Let Me Explain Something To You - You Have Not Been Standing In Front Of Thirty Thousand Decibals For Thirty-five Years - Write Me A Note!

I've Been In Rehabs With Hardcore Heroin Addicts Who Say, 'i've Kicked The Heroin, But I Can't Let Go Of The Tobacco.' I Haven't Smoked A Cigarette In A Long Time. I Like Being Clean Now.

The Jesus Freaks Were The Worst. While The ‘suicide Solution’ Case Was Going Through The Courts They Followed Me Around Everywhere. They Would Picket My Shows With Signs That Read, ‘the Anti-christ Is Here’. And They’d Always Be Chanting: ‘put Satan Behind You! Put Jesus In Front Of You!’ One Time, I Made My Own Sign – A Smiley Face With The Words ‘have A Nice Day’ – And Went Out And Joined Them. They Didn’t Even Notice. Then, Just As The Gig Was About To Start, I Put Down The Sign, Said, ‘see Ya, Guys,’ And Went Back To My Dressing Room.

I Was Always Apologizing For Yesterday's Behavior And I Got Tired Of It. I Feel It's Good Being Straight. As I Did When I First Got High. It's A High To Be Straight Because I Was Getting Loaded Every Day.

I'll Always Be An Outrageous Character.