I'm The Demon Alcohol, Demon Alcohol, Demon

And I Never Missed One Concert. In 89 Shows, I Think I Did One A Bit Suspect Show. In The Old Days, I'd Pull Gigs Left, Right And Center Because I Was Too F - - Up.

I'd Rather Look Good In My Coffin Than Bad In My Coffin.

Tell Me I'm A Sinner I Got News For You I Spoke To God This Morning And He Don't Like You! Don't You Try And Teach Me No Original Sin; I Don't Need Your Pity For The Shape I'm In

I Know That I'm Here - I Believe That I'm Here For A Purpose. I Believe In Forces Of Fate.

Be Good And Honest To Your Fellow Man And Try To Do Something Good For Somebody.