Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like,

I'm Not Trying To Twist People's Heads Around. I'm Not Trying To Say, "believe In Me."

I Never Received Any Encouragement. My Father Would Work Nights And My Mother Would Work During The Day. We Were Expected To Get A Job With A Trade.

Most Guys My Age Are Boring Human Beings. They Sit In Bars, Get Drunk, And Then Go Home To Tell Their Kids The Way To Rule Their Lives, While They're Absolutely Stewed Out Of Their Brains.

I've Had So Much Good Luck Happen To Me That I Can't Handle Bad Luck.

I Advise That Pregnant Women Do Not Come To My Concerts.