L.a.'s Not A Good Place To Grow

You Gotta Be Really Careful What You Bite Off. Don't Bite Off More Than You Can Chew. It's A Dangerous World.

I Don't Know What's Going To Happen Tomorrow And I Can't Relive Yesterday But I Live In The Moment If I Can.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

I Retired Once But You've Got To Have Something To Retire To And I Don't Want To Do Anything. My Job Is Like A Well Paid Hobby, I Mean Not A Hobby But I'm Not Lining Up Every Morning At The Bus Queue To Go To Work. I'm Very Lucky.

I Am A Raging Alcoholic And A Raging Addict And I Didnt Want To See My Kids Do The Same Thing