Start Off Each Day With A Song.

Politics Is Developing More Comedians Than Radio Ever Did.

I Was Hurt So Deep That I Made Up My Mind Never To Hurt Anybody Else, No Matter What. I Never Made Jokes About Anybody's Big Ears, Their Stut-terin', Or About Them Bein' Off Their Nut.

Home Cooking. Where Many A Man Thinks His Wife Is.

Don't Put No Constrictions On Da People! Leave 'em The Hell Alone!

My Nose Isn't Big. I Just Happen To Have A Very Small Head.