Start Off Each Day With A Song.

Everybody Wants To Get Into The Act!

I Hate Music, Especially When It's Played.

All Of Us Have Schnozzles... If Not In Our Faces, Then In Our Character, Minds Or Habits. When We Admit Our Schnozzles, Instead Of Defending Them, We Begin To Laugh, And The World Laughs With Us.

My Wife Has A Slight Impediment In Her Speech. Every Now And Then She Stops To Breathe.

Be Awfully Nice To Them Going Up, Because You're Gonna Meet Them All Coming Down.