Stand-up Is The Only Career Like That

My Relationship With My Daughter Is Gonna Affect Her Relationship With Men For The Rest Of Her Life... Sometimes I'm Walking With My Daughter. I'm Pushing Her In The Stroller, And Sometimes I Just Pick Her Up And Stare At Her, And I Realize, My Only Job In Life Is To Keep Her Off The Pole.

I See As White People Finding Loopholes In The Slavery Laws.

A Cat, By Any Other Name, Is Still A Sneaky Little Furball That Barfs On The Furniture.

Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All The Time.

I'm A Nerd. I'm A Little Guy... The Last Guy You'd Expect In A Romantic Movie.