You Just Got To Be Really Logical

Kids Raised On A Culture Of “we’re Not Going To Keep Score In The Game Because We Don’t Want Anybody To Lose.” Or Just Ignoring Race To A Fault. You Can’t Say “the Black Kid Over There.” No, It’s “the Guy With The Red Shoes.” You Can’t Even Be Offensive On Your Way To Being Inoffensive.

America Is The Greatest Country In The Whole World.

White Man Makes Guns? No Problem. Black Rapper Says "gun"? Congressional Hearing.

When You Make Drama You Are Like Picasso. Drama Is Whatever You Want It To Be.

I Never Really Write The Jokes. I Just Sit Down Over A Week Or Two And Try To Figure Out What I Want To Talk About. Once I Narrow That Down, Then I Start Working On The Material, Like "how Do I Make This Stuff Funny?"