Gay People Got A Right To Be

I Never Had The Confidence To Say I Was Going To Be In Front Of The Camera As A Comedian Until I Saw Eddie Murphy Years Later.

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. Oh My God, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

I'm In Show Business... I Want To Hang Out With Janet Jackson, Not Jesse Jackson.

I'll Probably Pay More Attention To The Musicians In The Pit Than The Stars Because They're The Closest You're Going To Get To Normal People In The Audience.

When You Die At 72, No Matter What You Die Of, It's Natural Causes. Even If You Get Hit By A Truck, It's Natural Causes. 'cause If You Was Younger, You'd Have Got Out The Way!