Gay People Got A Right To Be

You Only Know That You're Smart Because You're Around Dumb People From Time To Time!

You Don't Pay Taxes - They Take Taxes.

The Thing About Having An Audience Right There Laughing Is That Critics Can Write What They Want, But The Proof Is Right There In Front Of You.

I Can't Cook, But I Have A Nice Book Of Menus... And I Can Plate And Set The Table.

You Don’t Need No Gun Control, You Know What You Need? We Need Some Bullet Control. Men, We Need To Control The Bullets, That’s Right. I Think All Bullets Should Cost Five Thousand Dollars… Five Thousand Dollars Per Bullet… You Know Why? Cause If A Bullet Cost Five Thousand Dollars There Would Be No More Innocent Bystanders.