Sometimes You Have To Look Reality In

Marrying For Sex Is Like Flying To London For The Free Peanuts And Pretzels. It's Not The Point Of The Thing, Is It?

Every Show Is Your Last Show. That's My Philosophy.

A Cruise Ship Is A Floating Town Of Lazy People.

To Choose Norm Coleman Over Walter Mondale Is Like Going To A Great Steakhouse And Ordering The Tuna Sandwich.

People In Cars Cause Accidents And Accidents In Cars Cause People.