Sometimes You Have To Look Reality In

God Is A Great Humorist. He Just Has A Slow Audience To Work With.

Some People Have A Love Of Their Fellow Man In Their Hearts, And Others Require A Light Anesthetic.

A Book Is A Gift You Can Open Again And Again.

Roy Blount's Stuff Makes Me Laugh So Hard, Sometimes I Have To Go Sit In A Room And Shut The Door

Ha! Easy For Nuns To Talk About Giving Up Things. That's What They Do For A Living.