God Is A Great Humorist. He Just

I Don't Want Them To Be Told To Remember Me.

You've Got Work To Do. Don't Put This Off. And Don't Take The Long View, Here. You Know? Life Is Today And Tomorrow And - And If You're Lucky, Next Week.

Sport Is A Seductive Metaphor (life As A Game In Which We Gain Victory Through Hard Work, Discipline, And Visualizing Success). But The Older Metaphor Of Farming (life As Hard Labor That Is Subject To Weather And Quirks Of Blind Fate And May Return No Reward Whatsoever And Don't Be Surprised) Is Still In Our Blood.

Give Up Your Good 'christian' Life And Follow Jesus

We Thank You [the Soldiers Recently Returned From The Middle East] For Your Service.