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Some Luck Lies In Not Getting What You Thought You Wanted But Getting What You Have, Which Once You Have Got It You May Be Smart Enough To See Is What You Would Have Wanted Had You Known.

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You're Such A Big Liar You Gotta Get Your Neighbor To Call Your Dog.

I Believe In Looking Reality Straight In The Eye And Denying It.

Sometimes You Have To Look Reality In The Eye, And Deny It.