Sometimes What You Want You Don't Get

When You Finally Learn How To Do It, You're Too Old For The Good Parts.

I Think There Is One Smashing Rule: Never Face The Facts.

In Our Family We Don't Divorce Our Men - We Bury Them.

The Very Best Impromptu Speeches Are The Ones Written Well In Advance.

Vice, Virtue - It's Best Not To Be Too Moral. You'll Cheat Yourself Out Of Too Much Life.