Sometimes What You Want You Don't Get

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

The Very Best Impromptu Speeches Are The Ones Written Well In Advance.

Try Something New Each Day. After All, We're Given Life To Find It Out. It Doesn't Last Forever.

If You Believe, Then You Hang On. If You Believe, It Means You've Got Imagination, You Don't Need Stuff Thrown Out On A Blueprint, And Don't Face Facts-what Can Stop You? If I Don't Make It Today, I'll Come In Tomorrow.

So Easy To Fall Into A Rut, Isn't It? Why Should Ruts Be So Comfortable And So Unpopular?