Get Up Early In The Morning Before

A Lot Of People Enjoy Being Dead. But They Are Not Dead, Really. They're Just Backing Away From Life.

If You're Thinking Of Becoming A Critic, Why Not Make Other Plans?

Your First Big Trouble Can Be A Bonanza If You Live Through It. Get Through The First Trouble, And You'll Probably Make It Through The Next One.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Pan Me, Don't Give Me The Part, Publish Everybody's Book But This One And I Will Still Make It!