Get Up Early In The Morning Before

To Get It Right, Be Born With Luck Or Else Make It. Never Give Up. A Little Money Helps, But What Really Gets It Right Is To Never Face The Facts.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

The Very Best Impromptu Speeches Are The Ones Written Well In Advance.

Sometimes What You Want You Don't Get Until You Don't Want It Anymore.

A Lot Of People Enjoy Being Dead. But They Are Not Dead, Really. They're Just Backing Away From Life.