Sometimes The Best Christmas Present Is Remembering

I Was Going To Sip On A Diet Soda, But A Little Voice Convinced Me I Needed The Extra Calcium From A Cup Of Hot Chocolate.

Where's My Tax Form? Where's The File That's Supposed To Hold My W-2 Form And Interest Statement? Where's The Mileage Log I Specifically Asked Be Kept Last Year?? Where's The Monthly Check Summary? And Who's Been Stuffing Visa Receipts In The Aluminum Foil Drawer??!! How Embarrassing. I'm Surrounded By Idiots And I'm The Only One In The Office.

My Dog Was With Me All The Time. I Talked To My Dog. She Was My Best Buddy. I Shared All My Secrets With Her, But I Don't Think I Every Really Tried Jokes Out With The Dog.

In 1976 I Wrote A Lot About Women Trying To Claim The Right To Work.

One Day, In 1982, For 15 Minutes, My Hair Was Perfect.