Sometimes Nothin' Can Be A Real Cool

I'd Done Some Acting In High School. Then I Went To Kenyon College And Got Thrown In Jail And Kicked Off The Football Team. Since I Was Determined Not To Study Very Much, I Majored In Theater The Last Two Years. Got My Degree In Speech; They Didn't Actually Have A Degree In Theater. I Graduated At Two O'clock In The Afternoon, And At Three-thirty I Was On The Train For Williams Bay, Wisconsin, For Summer Stock, And Then I Did Winter Stock.

A Man Can Only Be Judged By His Actions, And Not By His Good Intentions Or His Beliefs.

Being On President Nixon's Enemies List Was The Highest Single Honor I've Ever Received. Who Knows Who's Listening To Me Now And What Government List I'm On?

Newman's First Law: It Is Useless To Put On Your Brakes When You're Upside Down.

A Dollar Won Is Twice As Sweet As A Dollar Earned.