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We've Polluted The Stratosphere With These Chlorine And Bromine Compounds, And Because It's Now Colder, And Because We Have This Change In The Climate, We're Getting More Ozone Loss Than We Would Have Gotten In A Normal Year.

Twenty-five Years Ago I Couldn`t Walk Down The Street Without Being Recognized. Now I Can Put A Cap On, Walk Anywhere And No One Pays Me Any Attention. They Don`t Ask Me About My Movies And They Don`t Ask Me About My Salad Dressing Because They Don`t Know Who I Am. Am I Happy About This? You Bet.

Newman's Second Law: Just When Things Look Darkest, They Go Black.

I Never Ask My Wife About My Flaws. Instead I Try To Get Her To Ignore Them And Concentrate On My Sense Of Humor.

The Only Way We Can Give Our Children The Best Education In The World And Prepare Them For The Next Century Is By Funding The Programs That Serve Them.