I Wasn't Driven To Acting By Any

The First Time I Remember Women Reacting To Me Was When We Were Filming Hud In Texas. Women Were Literally Trying To Climb Through The Transoms At The Motel Where I Stayed. At First, It's Flattering To The Ego. At First. Then You Realize That They're Mixing Me Up With The Roles I Play - Characters Created By Writers Who Have Nothing To Do With Who I Am.

Admit It. I'm The Best You Ever Seen, Fats. I'm The Best There Is. And Even If You Beat Me, I'm Still The Best.

If You Have No Enemies, You Have No Character. Taking A Stand Always Creates Opposition.

I Wasn't Running Toward The Theater But Running Away From The Sporting Goods Store. Of Course Now That I'm Selling Spaghetti Sauce (with Newman's Own), I Begin To Understand The Romance Of Business.. The Allure Of Being The Biggest Fish In The Pond And The Juice You Get From Beating Out Your Competitors.

I Find It Hard To Believe That Anyone Could Be So Curious About Me That They Would Want To Read That I Wear Underwear Shorts With Green Polka Dots On Them.