Sometimes Even Lawyers Need Lawyers.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixtyeight. My One Sister Is A Motorcycle Freak, My Other Sister Is A Holy Roller Evangelist And My Brother Is Running For President. I’m The Only Sane One In The Family.

I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk Straight.

I'm Not The Carter Who'll Never Tell A Lie.

Marijuana Is Like Coors Beer. If You Could Buy The Damn Stuff At A Georgia Filling Station, Youd Decide You Wouldnt Want It.

I Do Not Deny I Brought Most Of My Notoriety On Myself, Nor Do I Apologize For It.