Sometimes Even Lawyers Need Lawyers.

I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk Straight.

The Press Made Me Something I Really Wasn't And I Tried To Live Up To What They Made Me.

Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

Paintings Are Like A Beer, Only Beer Tastes Good And It's Hard To Stop Drinking Beer.

Beer Is Not A Good Cocktail-party Drink, Especially In A Home Where You Don't Know Where The Bathroom Is.