Somehow, It Was So Happy A Time.

Marie Antoinette Was Funny, I'm Sure She Was Just Misinterpreted. You Know The 'let Them Eat Cake' Line. She Seems Like She Was Kind Of Funny, Like A Chelsea Handler Or Kathy Griffin Type.

Somehow, It Was So Happy A Time. Those Early Days Of Comedy Are When You Get Addicted To It.

So Instead Of Talking About Theoretical Ways Of Ending The War And Violence, I Say That We Have To Get Rid Of The Individual Asholes In Each Office And Situation.

The Only People Who Like To Live Alone More Than Comics Are Priests.

New York Stat Agreed To Pay $12 Million To Settle A Lawsuit Filed Three Decades Ago By Inmates Swept Up In The Bloody 1971 Revolt At Attica Prison. The Settlement Will Be Paid In The Form Of Chocolate Bars And Packs Of Newports That Can Be Picked Up In The Commissary.