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I'm Quietly Becoming New York's Premiere Actor. People Don't Understand. They Have Me Pigeon-holed As A Comedian.

I Feel Most Empires Fell When They Started To Act Human, But Then Look At Russia. They Kept A Pretty Strong Hand, And They Fell From Afghanistan Alone Because Afghanistan Is The Graveyard Of Empires. I Guess You Just Can't Sustain It.

The Earth Is A Used Kleenex On The Universe's Nightstand.

Stand-up Is Live, So I'm Used To Being Live For Most Of My Career. It's Interesting.

So Instead Of Talking About Theoretical Ways Of Ending The War And Violence, I Say That We Have To Get Rid Of The Individual Asholes In Each Office And Situation.