Some People Have Their Own Bowling Ball

My Wife's Gotten Really Lazy, Or As She Calls It, 'pregnant.'

I Just Want To Be Known As Funny.

Television's Very Much A Writer's Medium, As It Probably Should Be, But If You're Not The Writer, Then As The Performer, You Defer To That. It's Just Kind Of How It's Constructed. Is There Some Leeway? Yeah. But I Also Don't Want To Come Across As A Jerk.

I Always Imagine That If I Met Dr. Seuss, He Would Be Very Similar To Crispin Glover.

I Watch A Lot Of Tv, I Drink A Lot Of Coffee, But You Know What's Really Addictive? Heroin.