It's A Balancing Act Of You Feel

Stand-up Comedy In The End, Unlike The Rest Of The Entertainment Industry, Is A Meritocracy. There's A Certain Level Of Undeniability You Can Work Toward.

I'd Have To Say Sunset Salsa. Nothing Against Honey Lime, But It's For Losers.

You Think When Gym Teachers Were Younger, They're Thinking, "you Know, I Want To Teach...but I Don't Want To Read. How About Kickball For 40 Years?"

Failing And Laughing At Your Own Shortcomings Are The Hallmarks Of A Sane Parent.

Ironically, To My Children, Bedtime Is A Punishment That Violates Their Basic Rights As Human Beings.